Raibertopia
Behrly Legal: udaysaddamhussein@yahoo.com
Behrly Legal: that used to be saddam's son's email addy
vug0: I'm not emailing uday
vug0: I hate him
Behrly Legal: like, it really was his address
Behrly Legal: how weird
vug0: he doesn't deserve my email
vug0: haha, he uses yahoo
Behrly Legal: haha
vug0: man, they should outlaw yahoo
vug0: because criminals use it!
Behrly Legal: they're harboring terrorists
Behrly Legal: and fetish porn
vug0: and nothing that criminals use should be legal
Behrly Legal: he apparently didn't love his father
vug0: oh my goodness
Behrly Legal: aw man, even bread?
vug0: Yeah, even bread!
Behrly Legal: snap
Behrly Legal: good thing they don't use pasta
vug0: Oh man, when I have my opressive regime...
Behrly Legal: or i'd be out of a dinner!
vug0: ORGANIZED criminals use pasta
Behrly Legal: your Raibertopia?
vug0: like on the Sopranos
vug0: Man, everyone's gonna vote for me
Behrly Legal: the sopranos use organized pastas?
vug0: I'll get michael moore to make a documentary!
Behrly Legal: haha
vug0: He'll be all "This is the Barilla factory!! inside they make pasta used by such grievous criminals as Al Capone and That guy with the little face like mine!"